If you were a Burglar that only stole things that inconvenienced your victims, what would you steal?

The pull strings on their ceiling fans

Toilet paper

The mailbox flag
Door knobs
The garage door remote control
TV remote controls
All the clothes hangers
Lamp switches
Light bulbs in ceiling fixtures
Can openers

The handles/knobs on all the drawers and cabinets.

Phone chargers/ usb leads.

Car keys
Phones
Toilet paper

ice cubes

Their coffee

Their doors.

The water hot water shutoff valve knob on the water heater, after turning the hot water off.

Gasoline. After I put a locking gas cap on my truck my mpg magically improved

Their children. Jk I would go with car keys.

Toilet paper and feminine products.

Her dildo and his remote 😂

Their eyeballs!!

Their stash.

Zips

Hot water