Did you feel the Tennessee earthquake last night?

I caused it. Just had to make a couple of phone calls. If we don't keep the pressure off the New Madrid with these little ones, the big one will tear us a new one! We'd have one of those Mississippi river running backwards jobs, and cats and dogs would start sleeping together and all kinds of shit!

Not in Arizona, no.

I dream of it

No didn't even know about it.

I thought the flushed their toilets