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The seating plan is out 😐

The regional director who keeps asking me out, & I keep declining [b]has[/b] seated me beside him at the top of the table. Workmate has been teasing me that this would happen for weeks.

I really can’t believe it.

So, fun times! There’ll be all kinds of rumours & hateful crap flying about the place tomorrow.

This is hell on wheels.
Moonpenny · F
Offer to get him his 1st drink.....Rohypnol 'without intent' (of course 🙄). Then slide him off his chair and under the table.
@Moonpenny you’re a peach!
Moonpenny · F
@SevenTierCrazyCake Anything, so you won't end up being a 🍐🥴
@Moonpenny thst is indeed my dearest wish. Lol!
SW-User
Go public, it's clear harassment. Just look at the Ted Baker boss who had a hugging zone. That will be next, mark my words.
SW-User
@SevenTierCrazyCake That's why I seldom use it.
@SW-User Teehe! 😘
SW-User
Lostpoet · M
That's gross the dude should be old enough to catch the hint that you don't like him in that way.
@Lostpoet you’d think.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Change places with someone just before sitting down. ;)
@Degbeme @goliathtree I know what you’re doing. Lol!
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@Degbeme @SevenTierCrazyCake We will start with "She'll be comin' round the mountain"
SW-User
Have you ever talked with HR. You don’t even have to name names... just talk hypothetically.
@SW-User Lol! No, not a story made up for drama. I don’t do that. But I appreciate that you neeed to suggest that in an attempt to belittle &/ or discredit me. This has always been your style so I’m not in the least suprised.

Funny though, I’ve always though that a man who insists he’s so clean cut & egalitarian should feel the need to resort to such tactics on as regular a basis as you do. It’s always tickled me.

Everyone does know, yes. He has this way about him that is amusing enough to keep people on side. There’s a very calculated manner to this man. I do agree that he is very much stuck in the 1980s though.
SW-User
@SevenTierCrazyCake I’m glad you’re tickled. As we both know. You can feel anyway you want.

It’s true. I always see it from the “corporate” side. The owners pay me to keep the ship going. In due time, none of us will exist at the company but hopefully we have left it better than when we started.
@SW-User is just like to leave in one piece. Lol!
Celt43 · 46-50, M
The lady in accounts has just told me we'll be sitting together at ours "we'll have great Craic " she says 😏

It's not that she will flirt our fancies me my problem with her is just she's a pain In the hole 🤣🤣
@Celt43 those girls in accounts usually are.

<<< works in accounts. Lol!
Celt43 · 46-50, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake lol I'm sure you're not like this woman, I'm sure there's nobody out there like herin fact 🤣
@Celt43 Lol! Bless ‘er
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
Eat garlic and skip deodorant.
@NeuroticByNature there’s here’s a girl with a plan!!! Love it!
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Do you actually do any work, related work??
@Harriet03 as long as you do. Like, that’s all that’s ever mattered to me.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@SevenTierCrazyCake [image deleted]
@Harriet03 😊
MrAboo · 36-40, M
Accept and date him already sheesh 🙄
@MrAboo not my type at all I’m afraid.
MrAboo · 36-40, M
Ok, I wondered if you were one of those who didn’t want to date coworkers.
@MrAboo that’s the sensible cal. Lol!
goliathtree · 56-60, M
I could take him out for you. And not on a date if you get my drift.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
His balls are his weakness.

Channel your inner dyke named Freddy.

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGqITiXK42M]
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
@goliathtree Quite so. And yell at him loudly as you do so.
@goliathtree @ineedadrink that’s the plan, if it ever gets to that. Lol!
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
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@Harriet03 my condolences. Lol!
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@Harriet03 you poor thing!
Riverman · 56-60, M
I need a hearing aid. I thought you said, "The seating pan is out." Was thinking this could get quite stinky. 😅
@Riverman 😐
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
At least he didn’t place you on his lap like I would... 😂😂
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake why thank you! I didn’t think it was that noticeable 😂
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
sounds like a wedding! ;)
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
@yeronlyman *slaps the back of your hand*

No! Lol!
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake haha... 😬
Flirt with the person on the other side of you.
@Pinkstarburst oh! Good idea.
TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M
It's an Xmas party..Que será, será
@TheConstantGardener not a Christmas party really, it’s a ‘thanks for going above & beyond’ party. But suppose the same rules apply.
Talk about how importantvthe #metoo movement has been for empowering women in the work place
@InOtterWords 😂😂😂

 
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