can i somehow get long distance psychic powers please?

@Chaoshead is that cause it rolled of the table? lol

@AllelujahHaptism ...

It will one day. 😭

@Chaoshead get a slanted table, then it always works :p

@JovialPlutonian nah, I have a different power

@AllelujahHaptism yes, we are all psychic, just don't believe it. Hard to experience something you don't believe.

@JovialPlutonian this could well be true, but I think that's a more in person thing rather than distance

@Keraunos mind reading mostly, umm thought about it? lmao

Talk about lazy. Request denied.

On an unrelated note, here is a dumb thing some loser on the Internet made that will be of no use to anyone whatsoever: https://www.scribd.com/document/352188205/the-psychonaut-field-manual-one-fourth-pdf-edition

On yet another unrelated note: if anyone ever tells you that two or more people possessing a basic capacity for empathy and above average intelligence can easily enter telepathic states with one another through nothing more than moderate intoxication on a serotonergic hallucinogen and a simple thought experiment in which they picture their respective minds as separate plots of land and then talk about/visualize "hopping over each others' fences" — they are just playing a prank on you. Don't believe them.

@MushroomFaerie umm ouch, mean thought

@SW-User depends in by which definition
id say selfish reasons, but not evil