Do I miss the mid-western women?

Do I miss the mid-western women, the bug-eyed blobs, the globular slobs, the Hagatha Blobatha Drippages? Take a gunny sack, coat it in grease, bury it at the bottom of the seabed for the week. Dig it up, fill it with lard, let it sit out in the sun for a week, mate it with Jabba the Hut, and see the fat gut what u got and that would be a mid-western woman. (The answer is no.)