if the lightning strikes first..why do we call it "Thunder n Lightning?"

Because we're screwed up and out of control and no one's gonna tell us what to do!

cause most people didn't see it, looking the wrong way or whatever, but everybody heard it

Flows better than lightning and thunder. No particular reason though.

It sounds better when you say "thunder and lightning".

easier to rhyme Lightning

Thunder had better PR.

Cuz