Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 20 years since my last confession..

I'm outta here
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When i was a kid, i confessed that i watched "bad things" on tv. And by "bad things" i meant sexual stuff. The priest stopped and asked me to elaborate but i was sooo embarrassed i was NOT going there with him. Years later that priest got expelled from the church for inappropriate conduct with a child. I think confessions were his opportunities.

Father McFeely misses giving you the "sacraments." ✝

It's been longer than that for me. 😳

forgive yourself and move on to the next sin