I Like Dark Humor
Pretty sure an anti-joke classes as dark humour:
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.