The pirates...

The pirates would take one look at my face and say, "Arrrr!!! He's one of us!!" But then they'd realize that I have no chest hair, and I would be forced to walk the plank. If only there was a solution. I want to be a hairy chested pirate too! 😭

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kodiac · 22-25, M Best Comment

Chest hair tat?

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@kodiac Best idea I've heard yet!

kodiac · 22-25, M

@TheLordOfHell Cool thanks!

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell what do you think it was like to be An Adult in The 80s

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JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell Will I have A,Thick Skin For A,Long Time Like Forever

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@JohnOinger Yep. Forever and ever, for as long as you exist

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell Nice

quitwhendone · M

My dad used to say drinking coffee would put hair on your chest. ☕

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@quitwhendone Mine said the same thing. As much as I drink, you'd figure I'd look like Cousin It by now

quitwhendone · M

@TheLordOfHell I had to look that person up. Quite the hirsutist.

Notladylike

Rum is what you be needing 🦜

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@Notladylike Rogaine. I need to guzzle that shit

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