Hooray for phone updates!
Keeps an OG fresh and looking like new 馃槈. But enough about that, let me tell you about my dreams. I juuuust remembered them.
I was working at my old job, a Greek kitchen. There were these worms in the cooler, skewered like a shish kabob. They were still alive! Their legs were moving and they had these huge mandibles that open and closed. The worms themselves were pretty big, too. I remember people kept ordering these things, and I would have to go in and get them. Apparently they were poisonous, because one of them bit me and I went into hallucinations and lost my bearings. The boss had to take over and I was reduced to sweeping the floor. Then an old buddy from school, who was still the same age as he was the last time I saw him, brings in some cards featuring naval ships. And that's all I remember about that.
But yeah, morale to the story is keep your phone fresh and updated so you can be as awesome as me. Otherwise, I'm going to come over there. And none of us want that.
I was working at my old job, a Greek kitchen. There were these worms in the cooler, skewered like a shish kabob. They were still alive! Their legs were moving and they had these huge mandibles that open and closed. The worms themselves were pretty big, too. I remember people kept ordering these things, and I would have to go in and get them. Apparently they were poisonous, because one of them bit me and I went into hallucinations and lost my bearings. The boss had to take over and I was reduced to sweeping the floor. Then an old buddy from school, who was still the same age as he was the last time I saw him, brings in some cards featuring naval ships. And that's all I remember about that.
But yeah, morale to the story is keep your phone fresh and updated so you can be as awesome as me. Otherwise, I'm going to come over there. And none of us want that.
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