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I’m going to pass legislation so owners can marry their cat

No self-respecting cat would even date a human.
@Mamapolo2016 lol such harsh words.

Cats actually think highly of the humans they own.
@Temporallube Yes, they do. But we're staff.
@Mamapolo2016 so true 😒
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
I want to declare my cat as a dependent on my taxes. He will need a social security number.
@badminton ok we can look into that
@badminton would you not be the dependant of the cat? Given they own the house and you're hired help
@TopCat good point
Yeah don't do that to the poor cats :(
@TopCat whether they think marrying a human makes them poor
@Temporallube well marriage is a step down from ownership so they're definitely worse off
@TopCat I can’t fight you on that one 😂
SW-User
Bestiality is disgusting.
@SW-User hey just don’t mate with a human, and you’ll be fine.
SW-User
@Temporallube 😂Nice one.
curiosi · 61-69, F
OMG you are racist! You didn't include dogs!
@curiosi 🙄 dogs should only meet humans in secluded places, like doggy clubs or escort dog services.
NIC0LE · F
this can go real left, REAL quick. 👀
@NIC0LE I never considered the politics involved.

Perhaps they’re right wing conservative cats out there 🤷🏾‍♂️
@SW-User you cannot stop this movement dammit! 😠
Rutterman · 46-50, M
Please don't.
@Rutterman hey we have to accept that cats have the right to marry the people they own
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@Temporallube Fortunately, I think most cats would be too smart to do it. They've got a good deal as it is.
@Rutterman you might be on to something 🤔
Azlotto · M
I don't think we're very compatible. She likes water too much.

@Azlotto sir, I think you suffer from DISSOCIATIVE SPECIES DISORDER. 🤨
Azlotto · M
@Temporallube Lol...Thanks, Doc. Well, it is a CATfish.
@Azlotto 🤦🏽‍♂️

 
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