Tell me a bedtime story?! Pleeeease!!

Once upon a time there were 3 little pigs. I had bacon and eggs this morning, now the other 2 pigs are nervous. The end

This is about a grandfather with his grandson on his knee. The boy felt the wrinkles on his grandfather’s face, looked at his white hair, and asked, “Grandpa, were you on Noah’s ark?”

Grandfather replied, “No, son, Grand-daddy wasn’t on Noah’s ark.”

“Well,” the boy asked, “how come you weren’t drowned?”

There once was a dog named Riley. Riley enjoy kibble, love, and biscuits. Please give Riley kibble, love, and biscuits.

The end.

It's called the ugly barnacle there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Well it all started on a dark and dreary mid spring day all the other bears were busy at play when off in the distance the most special bear was searching for a new beginning....

Sleepy yet?

Once upon the time, the evil King K. Rool stole all of Donkey Kong's bananas. But then, with the help of Diddy Kong, Donkey kicked the shit out of K. Rool and got his bananas back. The end. xD

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