What's funny is I went to a creek with my dad (who's had a knee replacement and needs another) and my nephew, and my dad picked up my nephew to carry him across the creek. He literally fell into a pile of horse dung, reinjuring both knees, bruising a rib, and mussing up his bag which he was "carrying" something inside... but he got my nephew safely to shore. He was crying. My nephew, not my father. He [i]is[/i] four.
