I Want a Girlfriend

More specifically, I want a girlfriend to share with my wife. We've been swingers for years but it would be nice to "settle down" as it were.

It would be cool to have someone to spoil and tell our most intimate stories to and show some of our best pictures without fear that they'll show their friends. Plus, I really love cooking, but my wife has already had all my recipes. It would be fun to cook for someone new again. Ha ha