Am I old and lame because I can't talk the"hip" cool kid lingo?

You're cool daddy-O ... the cats pajamas, the bees knees and so on

Hello Sir, would you prefer a cane or walker? 👴

Trust me, not being able to talk with cool kid lingo is a blessing old timer XD

I once used hip, then fly, then funkyfresh but that was it with the lingo.

Older is seasoned!!! Wouldn't trade a minute of it!! Old but gold!! 😂

Yes. We should all be sent the knackers yard.

You're not old, you're vintage🍷

Well you did use the word 'hip' lol...

You said hip. You're in

Totes.

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