How do unicorns make you feel?

Violated.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Unicorns are for babies and nerds who play D&D. No one said unicorns where their favorite until this whole coffee camel toe big bush eyebrow fad came out

How they make me feel?
"You are going my wall. Right over the fireplace."

They are cute lol

Like throwing donuts on their horn.

They don;t make me feel one way or another.

I hate them

They taste great grilled !

Like sunshine and butterflies.

Majestic as fuck.

Hopeful

Magical!

Amaaazing!

They don't exist. Just to fill you in 🤔