Pillows are stupid

People are better pillows!

Those aren't pillows!

(from Planes, Trains and Automobiles)

Agreed, they don't even have the intelligence to shape themselves automatically into a way that's comfortable to me. Pff!

So just think of what they're doing to you by osmosis as you sleep on them every night.

What if you want to suffocate someone in their sleep 🤔

I love my pillow

But they do so much for us

next year---Smartpillows!

I like your pillows.

they are great

Blasphemer.

Shit pillows are stupid. But big fluffy ones... 😍