My turtle is AWOL :'(

@layleemaznukahani: I don't think you grasped the basics of a mom joke just yet.

I see. You're "special" right?

@theowl: I tried to put a little beeper on them but they really didn't like it.

i hope you find it. sometimes they will bury themselves in tall weeds. but once they get going they take off.

@theowl: He is probably just hiding under some bush. He'll come out sooner or later for my strawberry bait.

@DeadCowboy: The only other turtle in my backyard is another dude. And he's just 3 years.

@GermanAf: they grow up so fast. and sometimes get a little confused. it'll be alright.

@DeadCowboy: I did hear about gay turtles before 🤔

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: Jawohl. He emerged from the bushes.

@GermanAf: Glad to hear that. 🤗