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PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
You a cop?
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@ILoveAStrewberry: I'll check that out. Thank you very much for your cooperation.
PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
@GermanAf: my pleasure officer oh and tell your mom i want my butt plug back!
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@ILoveAStrewberry: I'll let her know.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
No but I peed on the doctor when I was born. Does that get me anything?
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@KingofPizza: tree fiddy
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@GermanAf: Hell yeah, I'll take that for sure!
cheesyAF · 31-35, M
I shit on crying babies in their pram every time their mum doesn't watch.
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@boringAF: You're a good guy.
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Wonderful · 31-35, M
I have. She literally asked for it. A fetish thing.
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@Wonderful: You live an accomplished life.
MrSpecialEnough · 22-25, M
Have you?
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@AiyanaIsNummerEins: Maybe. Kinda.
MrSpecialEnough · 22-25, M
@GermanAf: For a German porn movie?
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@AiyanaIsNummerEins: Nahhhhyes.
JustAsh · 22-25, F
I don't think i have
Laughable · M
🖕
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@RogerThat: My feelings are officially hurt.
caccoon · 36-40
Metaphorically? Yes.
Physically? ...no. And I hope I never do haha.
Physically? ...no. And I hope I never do haha.
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@caccoon: Never say never except when you say never say never!
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@caccoon: Hm I really thought you would 🤔
caccoon · 36-40
@MartinTheFirst: o_o
InOtterWords · F
i've been shat on - i have babies, its inevitable
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@Babylon: Everyone's been puked on at least once. As a matter of fact I think I have been puked on more often than I puked myself. Good times.
InOtterWords · F
@GermanAf: those late nights on the train, when you see someone so inebriated and you are praying for them not to chunder
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@Babylon: Late night trains here are like brothels. Good ol' Germany.