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Women are you jealous that you can never have the heaven like experience of being able to scratch your nuts?

us men have it made
nothing beats a great big nut scratch!
Fernie · F
yuh..and your brains fall out when you unzip...no, I'm quite happy with my "inny" thank you...I don't know how you people can walk around with all that stuff in your pants anyway...weird
I wonder that too.
[c=#BF0080]What's that sniff thing afterwards all about anyway?[/c]
Inthedankshadows · 46-50, M
smelling paradise
Fernie · F
ew!!!😂
Fernie · F
@Inthedankshadows: I think we have a very different definition of "paradise"
Quizzical · 46-50, M
Women do have 'taking the bra off' which I believe is possibly equal in levels of satisfaction
Fernie · F
you have NO idea!! :>
Serenitree · F
Thank you for that. I already knew it, somewhere deep in the back of my mind. It seems quite obvious, when some guy is standing at a bus stop looking totally spaced out while he scratches ....... and scratches ...... and scratches some more. . But I really needed the affirmation.

Apr. 11/17
10:59 pm
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Quizzical · 46-50, M
@Serenitree: My friend, a hairdresser, once thought a guy was masturbating under the cape he had draped over him while she cut his hair...

Turn out he was cleaning his glasses!
Serenitree · F
@Quizzical: that's hilarious. How dirty were his glasses? It takes me about two seconds per lens to clean mind.

Apr. 11/17
11:22 pm
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Quizzical · 46-50, M
@Serenitree: Maybe he was enjoying it?! lol
Fernie · F
Here ya go...knock yourself out
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Fernie · F
@Inthedankshadows: ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Fernie · F
@Inthedankshadows: scratch and a sniff? No, I think a scratch and a snip maybe with garden shears is a better idea...no?
Inthedankshadows · 46-50, M
@Fernie: lol they a work of art
think of the hanging gardens of babylon!!
summersong · F
Man, I have a clit. Ball scratching is nothing.
Fernie · F
😆
summersong · F
@Quizzical: the clit is analogous to the penis so...
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@Summersong: Oh yes, I realise that. It's just the actual tests I am curious about...

Do they start with a feather and then lead up to eventually hitting someone in the crotch with a lump of wood?
Alice · 51-55, F
Nope...not when I have my own boobs
LostInTheDesert · 31-35, F
😂😂😂😂😂

 
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