Craziest dream u ever had?

Okay don't judge me. I don't share adult stuff here but this dream was wet and weird. Actually I shared this recently on here but scared to be judged I deleted it.
I was drinking and then smoking pot at a house party. Then I find this really tall, hairy, unkempt guy in a T shirt and baggy jeans, bearded, with curly locks that hit the shoulder. He is attractive and he takes me to the window sill. We sit and smoke looking at a silver moonlit scene outside the window (trees and a lake)...in 5 minutes we're banging hard af...RIGHT AT THE SAME SPOT. Like how the hell did we adjust on a frigging window sill? Lol. And I could literally feel his ginormous wooden trunk thrust against my vulnerable vaginal walls and hit my uterus hard with every push. LIKE WTF ARE YOU DELIVERING A BABY IN THERE? And I'm in pain and I'm scared so when he's done I check and there's blood. I gasp in horror. He on the other hand is chill about it and puts his head in my lap and we're STILL at the window sill. I TRY to caress his greasy tangled locks but the feel of them is nauseating. I am sad and I look out the window at the beautiful scenery wishing I wasn't chained to this guy, a bad choice, and free to go out and bathe in the moonlight with no one to boss me around.
It was crazy and high and wet but really really sad. That's a strange mix.

So I was sitting in some room and this dood walked in. For some reason I knew I was supposed to be spray painting him. So I do so, and somehow this severely upsets Zimbabwe and they declare war on the US. So some indeterminate amount of time later it's found out that they have a plan to assassinate the president, and as such I'm dispatched to stop them. So I hop on my means of transport, a flying bear, and head to the camp where they are planning. Upon arrival I find that they plan on killing him with barrels of huge blue spiders which I commenced to trying to steal. That was plan more or less vanished into nothing since I ended up high tailing it for the bear and flying away, but just when I thought I had gotten away I saw some spiders flying behind me like jellyfish of the air......then I woke up.

u can read t herehttps://similarworlds.com/story?fid=2507083&tid=92080&name=I-Kimmy

uhhhh I was in a war and I got got shot dead but I could still hear and see even though I was dead. and there was one were there was a red doll following me in a supermarket and the doll ended up in a isle and I looked anew just to turn around and see the devil luring me in some door that was in the super market but I woke up before he could.

A person exploiting, couldn't go back to sleep and can't forget such nightmare.

I'm pretty sure I once ended up in R'lyeh.