Have you ever asked your parents a question and one of the gave an answer that made no sense?

Yep. I just ignore it and figure there is more to that story. Or, I say "How would cat ownership help you afford a cabin in the north woods?!?"

Does 'Why are you still trying to raise/erase me?'===>"Shut your face" count as a nonsensical enough reply?

all the time -_-
me: mom, my stomach aches ...mom: ya..because u watch laptop all the time..what else will happen when u do that?! me : -_- 😦

thats pretty much a weekly thing