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If the question was 'Officer the lift smelled like that before I got in'...What would be the question?

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AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@SW-User I think you might be right, now I am also confused...Oh no, it is now becoming clear... Yes Father you were going to give Philip everything weren't you? 'Look out behind you'...'Ha!, I wouldn't fall for that old aaaaarrrrggggg'.
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@SW-User Kim's Game.

Why does it smell like stale beer farts in here?
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Officer, I must protest...Theoneyouwerewarnedabout was in here and buggered off before you came. Not a problem, if you go to that side between us we can bounce it out.
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
but if you were being picked up for a ride how would you have known....
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@DeluxedEdition I am clairvoyant.
TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M
did you just piss in the lift?
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@TheCoolestCat No Sir, perish the thought. The reason I am covered in vomit is because I was at the pub and this bloke was sick all over me....





He also shat in my trousers...dirty bugger.
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
Did you skunk this lift up on purpose?
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@haroldhugh ] you are going down in a lift and you need to drop your guts when the door opens there is a police officer waiting to get in 😆
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@smiler2012 Perish the thought Sir, I always use the stairs.
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Why can I smell weed?
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@AntisocialTroll Well Sir, it is quite clear you have been using 'natural' fertiliser. Please join Theoneyouwerewarnedabout and prepare for questioning.
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@AndysLoft I can explain...TheOneyouwerewarnedabout works in the shit department of the water works, I was in the lift with him and he honks...No dis to TheOne...we all gotta earn a living...
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@AntisocialTroll Indeed Sir, I agree but the shit department has been closed for over five years now. It is hygenic to change ones clothes and underclothes at least once a year, 2 years at the most.
SW-User
Why does it smell like punk loser in here?
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@SW-User Sir, you are by yourself.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
What’s a lift?
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@MrBrownstone This is what happens when you stick your thumb out and somebody picks you up.

 
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