As a creation scientist I am fully qualified in all disciplines of science, I have now decided to branch out and become a medical doctor (MD)
I plan to concentrate on faith healing and have already taken the 'Hippopotamus Oath' which means I am as qualified as any of these 'so called' book learning doctors with their big words. I plan to open my own faith healing surgery and have some vacancies for the good people of SW. If you feel you are qualified please let me know. The vacancies are:
A&E Faith healing operative (essential, must be able to speak in tongues).
Faith obstetrician (essential, must be able to handle snakes).
Faith haematologist (essential, must be a vampire).
If you feel you are qualified please contact me on these pages, if you are not qualified then you may attend a gruelling 2 hour course at the Skegness Creation University, complete a comprehensive 56 word dissertation and you may well be considered for one of these prestigious roles.
A&E Faith healing operative (essential, must be able to speak in tongues).
Faith obstetrician (essential, must be able to handle snakes).
Faith haematologist (essential, must be a vampire).
If you feel you are qualified please contact me on these pages, if you are not qualified then you may attend a gruelling 2 hour course at the Skegness Creation University, complete a comprehensive 56 word dissertation and you may well be considered for one of these prestigious roles.
