I just realized I was promised a bunch of things as a child that I never got! 😰

I was promised, in song form even, a mockingbird that couldn’t sing, a fake diamond ring, a broken mirror, a billy goat, and a list of things beyond that! Like, wth?!

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Mamapolo2016 · F

You were being prepared for "I got a bike for Christmas but the chain broke."

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Elevatorpitches · F

@Mamapolo2016 Just needing some light hearted meaning. Sorry if thats too picky.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Zaphod42 One of six kids in a preacher's family here. We got used dogs.

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@Mamapolo2016 Used dogs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stopmakingsense · 56-60, F

at least you didn't get that song where they toss the baby out of a tree, cradle and all!
Everybody have you heard- You'll have to find yourself a better way.
And if that better way don't show? Rise with the tide, go with the flow. That's why, yes indeed, I keep on telling everybody, saying yeah, yeah, whoa whoa whoa-. Everybody have you heard!

dubkebab · 51-55, M

I was brought up by television-
and my robot maid,flying car,stun phaser and teleporter have yet to arrive!
It's already the year 2021 ! oh the humanity.

Elevatorpitches · F

Looks like you're not too serious. Have a happy evening.

littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M

I was promised I would be married by now 😹

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