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Time to get a little work in

Charging up my MP3 player and my phone because i can't fix ugly, stupid or old but with a ton of work i can maybe fix fat. So if you see a fat old man with no shirt walking around don't be alarmed i'm just doing the best i can, if you see said fat old man laying on the ground...please call 9-1-1
So i have been doing these walks off and on for a few years now and something strikes me as a little odd. Occasionally someone will drive by and offer me a ride, apparently thinking i am heading somewhere and not just out for exercise. The odd thing about it is that the majority of those who ask are women alone in their cars. This strikes me as at best odd, and at worst dangerous. I mean picking up a strange guy walking down the road is dangerous for anyone but it seems to me it would be more dangerous for women (i know that sounds sexist), it is odd to me because....i mean come on look at my picture....would you pick that guy up on the road???
I'm very embarrassed to take my shirt off in public but it is so hot outside...i hope no one gets sick if they see me, sorry for grossing people out...i really truly hate myself.
Going for another walk, maybe this one will kill me.

 
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