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What would you do if a burglar broke into your house and he/she was found eating food in your kitchen? I

Let them finish eating and ask them to leave, ask them if they need a job and hire them, ignore them?
WintaTheAngle · 41-45, M Best Comment
Depends. Is she fit?😍
@WintaTheAngle quite pretty
WintaTheAngle · 41-45, M
@mysteryespresso Then I’d adjust the mood lighting, put on some Barry White, light some candles and offer her a second helping

helenS · 36-40, F
No need to break into my house. My door is always open. If someone is hungry, they will get something to eat.
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I think my dog might get to them first
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No, I wouldn't trust them, I don't care who it is. Many a burglar has turned murderer when they've been caught out. It's true unfortunately.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
lock the door and call the cops
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@Pretzel not when there's a burglar in the house..
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Pretzel · 61-69, M
@SledgeHammer I just got all discombobulated
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@Pretzel ofcourse you did.... there's a dam burglar in the house!
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
Put a red dot from a laser pointer on them and let the cat handle it.
WandererTony · 56-60, M
Ask them to leave some for my breakfast next morning. 😀
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO god bless you i would pepper spray them to subdue them, and hold them at gunpoint until police arrived and if they tried anything they're getting shot in the extremities
@DeluxedEdition oh the poor guy/girl must be hungry
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@mysteryespresso sounds like they're on drugs and wandered into my house. if they wanted food there are food banks not even a mile walking distance from my house and the salvation army houses and feeds people.

they were wrong for breaking and entering my house. i'm a single mom and don't know what their intentions are
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Use my war screech as I charge at them naked.
@SW-User oh
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@mysteryespresso Break their morale with fear and tear them apart as they run. No one eats my food.
meJess · F
Call an ambulance, I have two German Shepherds
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Choke them out from behind and then dump their unconscious body outside my garden with a note telling them next time I'm dumping them in a bin.
@SW-User what is meaning of name militant irishman?
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@mysteryespresso It has three aspects to it's meaning. One is that I'm a competitive fighter and so that part of my life could be described as militant.

Another aspect is that I am militantly Irish in the same way that some people are militantly atheist. Meaning aggressively and proudly so.

The third part is that I am a firm supporter of the IRA (Irish Republican army) here's a related pic

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helenS · 36-40, F
@SW-User Same here. Finding my house is not an easy task 🤭
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