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It has came to my attention that a certain SW user (whom you're probably all familiar with) has deleted their profile.

So I shan't say his/her name but they were generally a positive influence upon SW, they seemed like they had a strong social/moral code, were culturally astute (they read books and everything) and they never seemed to get embroiled in all the petty toxic dramas that sometimes flair up on SW...

...most importantly they were a brunette (and very pretty with it too, not that that's in anyway important). I don't mind red haired girls but there are [i]way[/i] too many blonde girls on SW. I have no particular prejudice against blonde people but brunette girls are way better and usually have a more sophisticated sense of humour. Also brunette girls are wayyy dirtier too. SW has lost another brunette. It's a day of mourning for us all. Except the blonde girls, they're probably celebrating right now.
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
i agree there are too many blondes on this website. they must be destroyed
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@ginnyfromtheblock that's a bit heavy. No one must be destroyed. Blondes are like children, they should be seen but not heard
helenS · 36-40, F
Yes hair color should be an [u]obligatory[/u] entry in a female member's "About me", and there should be an option to filter out blondes. 😏
helenS · 36-40, F
@Jm31xxx I take that as a compliment 🌷
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@helenS oh it truly was. You go to museums and all off that stuff. You always seem wicked cultured
helenS · 36-40, F
@Jm31xxx
[quote] You go to museums [/quote]
The penis museum, for example: 😁
https://similarworlds.com/7908292-I-Erotica/3783441-The-Naked-Male-Penis-And-The-Musee-de-lErotisme
Fairydust · F
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Lol flicks my blonde hair 👱🏻‍♀️ 🤣
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@Fairydust you have made a very powerful enemy today. OK, maybe not powerful but maybe determined
Fairydust · F
@Jm31xxx [image deleted]
Uh oh
..I'm screwed.

I'm neither brunette, blond or even auburn

Shit...does that mean I have no sense of humour at.all?😱
@Jm31xxx so the length matters too!?

So the shorter the hair the lass humour you have.?

This isn't looking good dude 😂
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@BoobooSnafu yes length matters as does straightness. I don't make the rules, I just [i]really[/i] appreciate them
@Jm31xxx hahahahahaha.

At least you're honest .
So who's your crush that left the site 🤔

[quote]Also brunette girls are wayyy dirtier too[/quote]

Tell me more about your market research while you're at it
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@BeefySenpie mostly blowjobs when they stop serving at weatherspoons. Sometimes I get blowjobs from girls who drink in Walkabout too. I'm very thorough and diligent when it comes to researching
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Good question. That research would be quite helpful. @BeefySenpie
BlueVeins · 22-25
the hair color rant is killing me and i love itttt 😂
SW-User
Another classic post, keep them coming, this is very entertaining 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@SW-User ill give you a heart always because you're a brunette
SW-User
@Jm31xxx 🤣
SW-User
Yes, because the humour is in the hair colour. Let me ask, How tall are you?
SW-User
@Jm31xxx [quote]At least you're trying[/quote] do girls tell you that often?

And I'm a light brunette naturally, but dyed it [u]black[/u]
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@SW-User mostly when it comes to girls I just tell them a series of precise, manual instructions, often using language that could be described as 'vulgar'
SW-User
@Jm31xxx that's not...you know what, never mind
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I just checked ... I have all the hot SW ladies on my friend list.

And they are all still there

So, I think we are good ... and yes I have hot brunettes on the list ... am very selective
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@questionWeaver she obviously blocked you a long time ago
SW-User
SW-User
Oh yay. Hopefully she will stay gone.
SW-User
@Jm31xxx how do you know
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@SW-User because she was not like she the nasty people on SW, she was nice
SW-User
@Jm31xxx well I have known some to act nice to some and nasty to me
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
Who cares, people come and go on the site all the time👍
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
@Jm31xxx Sorry, no one woman can have effect on me, but hey what ever rocks your boat, good luck👍
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@Justenjoyit you are obviously colour blind. I both pity you and envy you
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
@Jm31xxx Crack on 👍
adorbz · 26-30, F
I’m a brunette but after this post I’m firmly on team blonde
SW-User
@adorbz im so confused. I thought you had green hair
Coralmist · 41-45, F
Many who delete come back at some point.. although a few don't.
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
You are masterful at adhering to TOS 👍
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@PhilDeep it's an art form
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Not hair picky, like them even with purple and orange striped hair! 😁
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@DeWayfarer look up discerning in the dictionary. That's what separates us from animals
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@Jm31xxx discerning also has religious connotations not the dictionary.

Not a fan of the religious preferences that many take to the point of such hair color fanatism. 🙃😈
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
How about a hint?
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
@jackjjackson she has nice hair that's the right colour
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
I got that part. I mean another hint please. @Jm31xxx
minxy · 46-50, F
haha
Holy crap. This is gold.
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
Was it Gartin?
SW-User
mmmm, shallow minded
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