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Fairydust · F
Never eat yellow snow ⛄️ 😬
MtnManJohn · 56-60, M
“Never assume anything. It makes an [i]‘ass’[/i] out of [i]‘u’[/i] and [i]‘me[/i]’.”
SW-User
“The past doesn’t exist, so why are you holding onto it? Let it go.”
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
Never trust a fart
WindTherapy · 56-60, M
"The best part about telling the truth is you never have to remember what you said"
Camelia · F
You are not of the earth you are for the earth.
I get it now.
I get it now.
saragoodtimes · F
don't fart if playing with a butt plug. you might shoot the dog
Disposal · 36-40, M
Don't ever get into politics.
FlowersNButterflies · 61-69, F
Be afraid and do it anyway.
Experienced33 · M
Floss and rinse after every meal...
BixbySnyder · 46-50, M
1) Assume everyone is an idiot until they demonstrate otherwise.
2) No good deed goes unpunished.
2) No good deed goes unpunished.
Steve42 · 56-60, M
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