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I just used soap meant for guys

Am I gonna die?

SW-User

I accidentally bought women's deodorant once. It was lime-scented and pleasant 🥴 I did have to temporarily forfeit my man card, though.

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HootyTheNightOwl

@SW-User Did you grow bewbs, too??? 😱

SW-User

@Nanori And take some booty selfies in the bathroom mirror 😳

Nanori · F

@SW-User *gasps* true woman, so proud of u!

Nanori · F

No you'll just attract a lot of hairy cats

faithfulhusband · C

oh no the pH balance of your vagina will be off

sassypants · 36-40, F

Eww you are going to be all hairy! 😂

HootyTheNightOwl

Oh no!!! You're gonna grow a dick now!!! 😱

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@HootyTheNightOwl I feel the urge to chop down trees wear flannel in the forest already...

HootyTheNightOwl

@pattycakechamp See!!! I told ya!!! The change is already starting!!! 😨

thepreposterouspanda · 31-35, M

If there's any residual muskiness in the morning, then you might be doomed. 🤔

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

Yes, you are going to die.
I don't know when or where, but eventually you will die.

SW-User

You might keep getting turned on by your own smell...🤷‍♀️

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@SW-User I do smell amazing

SW-User

@pattycakechamp There was a short while I was into using men body wash. 😂 I can imagine.

stound

where did you find cedar scented soap? I want some.

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@stound Dr. Squatch? Borrowed/stole a bar from my friend.

stound

@pattycakechamp hmm.

BackyardShaman · 61-69, M

Eww! Ok, there’s one thing that’ll save you, put on a strap on dildo and peg a guy ASAP!

Stupidjerkamerican · 46-50, M

You'll wake up with a beard

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@Stupidjerkamerican O H N O

Talesfromthedarkside · 26-30, M

Other then attracting chicks u should be fine lol

chuck7882 · 61-69, M

Nah. You'll just smell manly for a while

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Watch for chest hair. 😁

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@Degbeme Oh no... I'm itchy

KBeeDa · M

No you aint gonna diee
You are just gonna turn slowly into a man
Starting from your hand getting all hairy

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Might not get you as clean

scooogy · 31-35, MVIP

A piece of butter?

ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP

Is your will up to date?

Alfarrobas · 31-35, M

Yes
With balls

empanadas · 31-35, M

No but you will have a strong urge to send random dick pics

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@empanadas The struggle to resist is real

pianoplayingsteve · 31-35, M

I get unscented soap for 15p. Anything more, with scents etc actually destroy your endocrine system, making you more dependent on those same expensive hygiene products.

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@pianoplayingsteve It's pricey, but apparently good for the skin. Oils over detergents.

pianoplayingsteve · 31-35, M

@pattycakechamp You can buy unbranded oils separately which work out so much cheaper :) Go more natural. I have issues with my skin, serious inflammation and acne to the point that I have bad scarring from it.
Tried loads of medication.
Two things helped the most - using a water filter and drinking lots of water and eating very healthy natural foods or applying them topically.

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Nanori · F

@MURD3RM0NK3Y shuddup and pick ur nose

MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M

@Nanori I'm eating my boogies does that turn you on ?

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