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Congrats an alien has landed

Gotta make a good first impression, what gift are you offering this traveler of the galaxy?
carpediem · 61-69, M
Free healthcare, housing, and instructions on voting for democrats only lest they get deported.
@carpediem The alien stares at the babbling creature, maybe it wants something?
Azlotto · M
@carpediem Indeed.
SomeAreBoojums · 51-55, M
@Thevy29 I noticed the date on this cartoon is 2017
SW-User
Nothing. I don’t even know those guys. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@SW-User Awkward silence reigns, eventually the alien writes up the planet as autistic and leaves
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Depends on how big the anal probe is.
@hunkalove The alien slowly pushes a sphere the side of a small boulder behind him.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Candlesticks are always nice
@HoraceGreenley The Alien is off put, wondering why you have offered some sort of lightable weapon.
Biffed · 26-30, M
@Biffed The alien looks in horror as you descalp yourself and attempt to remove your brain. Terrified, he fucks off, this planet aint worth it
Azlotto · M
I'd hope they like smoked pork ribs.
@Azlotto You offer a part of a dead animal that smells like wood to the alien. The alien smiles awkwardly, accepting your gift.
Azlotto · M
@hidingrighthere The alien smiles and asks for seconds.
@Azlotto sure bro whatever you say

 
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