Florida Man

This is today’s report! 🤪
NAPLES, Fla. – Nothing will come between a Florida man and his spaghetti; not even a fork.

Police in Naples were called to the local Olive Garden Sunday after reports that a man was causing a disturbance.

When the cops arrived, they found Ben Padgett, 32, sitting shirtless near the front door and eating spaghetti with his bare hands.
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Sounds like an exhibit from the natural history museum: And here we see Florida Man making fire

He calmed down actually. I remember him biting a homeless person’s eyeball out of his skull while high on pcp

Florida man
Take me by the hand
Lead me to the land
That you understand

Yes. He issued a statement where he blasted Sen. McConnell...

well, a certain ex president lives there now. Nuff said.

Hope so.. the internet is boring without FM

He’s done many things