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Ingwe · F
teleportation
arkod · 36-40, M
We have toilets. 🤔
SW-User
OMG everyone knows he has a magic key
Mustermann · 36-40, M
@SW-User What, do people without chimneys get presents? Never knew!
SW-User
@Mustermann 🤐
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
He makes a lot of SW’ers happy and comes up through their plumbing 🪠 💩 😷
SirenCalledLuce · F
Magic
bearinthehalfwayhouse · 26-30, M
Teleportation technology... You honestly can't tell me one man can do all of that in one night without something alien in his possession. ┴┬┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ/
hunkalove · 61-69, M
That is what made me stop believing. And my parents wouldn't leave the front door unlocked.
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
hes a was professional burglar in his youth so he knows how to pick a lock.
Nimbus · M
He employs Jacob Rees Mogg as he is well known for performing miracles.
SW-User
He throws them in the hedge like Yodel delivery drivers do
Voodoo
PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
BnE
Pretzel · 61-69, M
tardis
TJNewton · M
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time : Merry Christmas to ewe!
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HotPizza71 · 51-55, M
Amazon..