When did you choose to do the straight lifestyle?

I know I asked this question before but I find it hysterical and since I find it hysterical that a bunch of anti gay people admit that them being straight is a choice, I'm asking it again. I won't accept the bible as a reason because it's just an excuse rather than an honest reply about why the gay "lifestyle" (LOL) never worked out for them. Partly because using the bible still means you're gay or bi, you're just saying that because you hide under a blanket of guilt.

In other words, religion is off the table and not an actual reason for why the gay lifestyle (LOL) never worked out for you.

I mean since we're talking "the" Gays as if it's a diet like paleo or keto.

So you need to tell me why you chose heterosexuality and pretend as if we're talking about diet (the tone counts here) 🤣👀