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A request for all husbands...

If you are going to set a mousetrap and put it right inside your wife鈥檚 closet, please let her know ahead of time.

There wasn鈥檛 a mouse in it because my big toe got to it first.

So, um, yeah. You may want to communicate that. It would be a shame to have one snap onto your dick while you鈥檙e sound asleep.

I should have stayed in bed today. 馃槙
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TexChikF
Hahahaha! Ouch
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@113373,TexChik] wife is not his biggest fan today.
SkeetSkeet26-30, F
Awww haha
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@849619,MeepMeep] 馃槱
Kindheartedguy46-50, M
jesus... that hurt reading that.... then it hurt even more.
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@337992,Kindheartedguy] Word to the wise my friend
RoosterM
Uh Oh! Somebody is gonna get their ass kicked!馃槅
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@527571,Rooster] He may be singing soprano with the rooster.
RoosterM
[@6912,Pinkstarburst] 馃槅
PoetryNEmotion56-60, F
Clear communication is a necessity in any relationship. What a way to wake up!
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@412752,PoetryNEmotion] A lesson he shall learn!
Harriet0341-45, F
Keep us informed on the dick thing?!
鉁岎煃
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@6578,HoraceGreenley] Something is gonna get blown alright. I just don鈥檛 think he鈥檚 gonna enjoy it!
JesseInTX46-50, M
Ouch! Hope it feels better soon!
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@543602,JesseInTX] Thanks. No high heels for a while.
johnbgood46-50, M
That is a terrible thing for him to do.
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@856134,johnbgood] I honestly know he meant well and didn鈥檛 think to tell me...it鈥檚 not how his brain works. He will make it up to me...he has four days.
johnbgood46-50, M
[@6912,Pinkstarburst] I am sure you will get your revenge
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@856134,johnbgood] 馃槇
JoeyFoxx51-55, M
Ouch!
FrequencysM
Yeeeee ouch!
Did he bait it with peanut butter or cheese? Lol
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@1148565,Frequencys] Peanut butter. Snapped AND slimy
basilfawlty8931-35, M
The moral of the story is really that the mice won and you shouldn't mess with them.
JoePourMan61-69, M
Ouch, that is a terrible way to start your day.
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@1097981,JoePourMan] One would think it was Monday.
Ambroseguy8051-55, M
And just what was your big toe doing, mousing into your closet like that?

Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@403045,Ambroseguy80] [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpFYfPRilB4]
Ambroseguy8051-55, M
[@6912,Pinkstarburst] Looks like you big toe needs to learn some dance moves.
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@403045,Ambroseguy80] Rest assured it was dancing!!
Ambroseguy8051-55, M
[quote] It would be a shame to have one snap onto your dick while you鈥檙e sound asleep.[/quote]

And this is why I try never to sleep with an erection.... morning wood just may do me in someday. 馃槼
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@403045,Ambroseguy80] Smart man
jim4444470-79, M
But on the bright side it was not a leg hold trap like someone would use to trap beaver.
Ouch...馃槙
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
[@107498,submissivelittlewoman] Yeah. I invented quite a few new colorful words.

 
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