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Right since clearly none of you know how to do this properly....
1. Not so subtle semi-nudity. Page 3 of The Sun ran for 45 years !
2. Beer production. There are 1472 breweries and micro-breweries in the UK today !
3. The National Health Service. Free at the point of use and has been for 72 years
4. Safety. No country has as many health and safety regulations as Britain and few have legal requirement that they be inspected annually.
5. Police. Yes we have our occasional problem with the odd bad egg in a uniform. And the charge of 'institutionalized racism' rears it's ugly head every so often. But generally speaking the good old British 'Bobby' doesn't go around shooting 'perps' because they're scared to death.
6. Food. It's not all jellied eels; Pie and mash; Lancashire Hotpot and fish and chips.
Food varies greatly all over and isn't restricted to meat and two veg. anymore.
7.Football. (That's the game with a round ball. Kicked up and down the park ? Goal at each end ??) Watched by half the planet on a weekly basis. (pity it's so bloody expensive most folk can't afford to go and watch anymore !)
8. Royal Family. History shows that English royalty has had some incredible figureheads throughout it's 1093 year history.
Some of it dividing a nation and even causing the odd military skirmish here and there.
But it endures to this day and is much revered by many all over the world.
Despite the infamy of many a politician or government of the day, the royal family has endured it all.
9. Geography. Flat plains; woodland; coastal regions; built up cities; small Hamlets; Mountains; national parks with miles of green space all accessible to the general public.
10. Freedom to roam. You might get stopped on the odd occasion if you're found loitering. But generally speaking you can come and go at any hour of the day or night, go for a walk or a drive and can do so without fear of arrest.
1. Not so subtle semi-nudity. Page 3 of The Sun ran for 45 years !
2. Beer production. There are 1472 breweries and micro-breweries in the UK today !
3. The National Health Service. Free at the point of use and has been for 72 years
4. Safety. No country has as many health and safety regulations as Britain and few have legal requirement that they be inspected annually.
5. Police. Yes we have our occasional problem with the odd bad egg in a uniform. And the charge of 'institutionalized racism' rears it's ugly head every so often. But generally speaking the good old British 'Bobby' doesn't go around shooting 'perps' because they're scared to death.
6. Food. It's not all jellied eels; Pie and mash; Lancashire Hotpot and fish and chips.
Food varies greatly all over and isn't restricted to meat and two veg. anymore.
7.Football. (That's the game with a round ball. Kicked up and down the park ? Goal at each end ??) Watched by half the planet on a weekly basis. (pity it's so bloody expensive most folk can't afford to go and watch anymore !)
8. Royal Family. History shows that English royalty has had some incredible figureheads throughout it's 1093 year history.
Some of it dividing a nation and even causing the odd military skirmish here and there.
But it endures to this day and is much revered by many all over the world.
Despite the infamy of many a politician or government of the day, the royal family has endured it all.
9. Geography. Flat plains; woodland; coastal regions; built up cities; small Hamlets; Mountains; national parks with miles of green space all accessible to the general public.
10. Freedom to roam. You might get stopped on the odd occasion if you're found loitering. But generally speaking you can come and go at any hour of the day or night, go for a walk or a drive and can do so without fear of arrest.
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@Picklebobble2 I remember a conversation with a friend of mine about guitarists. He lit slash as his favourite American guitarist.... Ermmmm Saul Hudson as he is monikered on his passport has always travelled on... A UK passport.
He then offered Peter Frampton... Born in Bromley 😂😂😂
He then offered Peter Frampton... Born in Bromley 😂😂😂
Nimbus · M
@Picklebobble2 We have a winner :)
Platinum · M
@Picklebobble2 read the question...one thing...🤣
revenant · F
comedy and humour. One hundred per cent !
MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F
Women. Some of us anyway. 😏😂
MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F
@PSuss1 Yes we create gorgeous women.
(Cheerfully ignoring your creepy insinuation when you damn well knew what I meant.)
(Cheerfully ignoring your creepy insinuation when you damn well knew what I meant.)
PSuss1 · 51-55, M
@MaryJo1996 couldn't agree more, we do indeed. Apologies, was not intended to be creepy, just pointing out the vagaries of the English language ⚘
Nimbus · M
@MaryJo1996 lol,
Lilymoon · F
Fish and Chips 😋
TexChik · F
Assume to know everything about American politics after 15 minutes of CNN
MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F
Complaining about the weather, an forming and orderly que.
helenS · 36-40, F
@MaryJo1996 Yes, in the UK, at the bus-stop, there are people forming a long line even though the bus is not coming.
Nimbus · M
@MaryJo1996 Naturally ;)
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ExtremeNext · 31-35
@IstillmissEP 🤔
Nimbus · M
@IstillmissEP lolol,
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Sunday roast
MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F
@cherokeepatti Breads?!
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@MaryJo1996 they are like popovers but they call them Yorkshire puddings
MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F
@cherokeepatti Yeah, they're not bread at all. 😂😂😂😂 As a Yorkshire lass I most certainly know what Yorkshire puddings are. Lol.
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invent sports only to completely suck at them?
SW-User
@SW-User not bad.
Another thing us Brits are good at... Understatement 😂
Another thing us Brits are good at... Understatement 😂
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Sadly true :)
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No it’s not !@Nimbus
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Also, confuse Americans who cant seem to get their head round the fact that the UK, Britain and England are three different things 🤯
Does not compute, right Americans? 😛
Does not compute, right Americans? 😛
helenS · 36-40, F
@SW-User I was in Wales, as a tourist, in 2015. People on the street asked me how I like it, and I said (innocently) "England is such a beautiful country!"
==> Icy silence 😬
==> Icy silence 😬
@SW-User Does America still think that London is Europe???
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Good point :)
SW-User
Sarcasm..
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@SW-User Really? You think?😷
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Experts ;)
SW-User
Haha, I think so..@whowasthatmaskedman
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Bureaucratic Red Tape
Hell they make movies about it
Hell they make movies about it
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@HoraceGreenley "Red Tape" is actually a British invention, as the public service in London used to send instructions by sea to the colonial government in India bound in a red tape ribbon.😷
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Elessar · 26-30, M
Whisky 🥃 and I'd say beer (at least for me), but that'd be subjective.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Make Pork Pies😷
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
They have the best singers/bands
Nimbus · M
@Keepitsimple Absolutely.
SW-User
Drink tea I guess
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Lots of it :)
Milkshake · F
breakfast
AbbeyRhode · F
Star in movies. No one can be as deliciously evil, or as eminently noble, as an Englishman.
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Awwww,
That reminds me ;)
That reminds me ;)
AbbeyRhode · F
@Nimbus 🤗❤️
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode ❤️
Dry humour...
Nimbus · M
@Mandalorian Fer sure.
SW-User
Afternoon tea
Nimbus · M
@SW-User = Afternoon delight :)
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@IstillmissEP But you have never heard Hamlet in the original Klingon.😷
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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@IstillmissEP "taH pagh taHbe'" Is SO much more pwerful, isnt it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Klingon_Hamlet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Klingon_Hamlet
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
Boil vegetables to the point of no longer having flavor
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Have the nerve to call that shit they eat, food.
Nimbus · M
@HoraceGreenley Things have changed a bit since the 60's ;)
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
helenS · 36-40, F
Leaving without knowing where to go… 😐
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@helenS oh no... Our glorious leadership is lining up a new trading block we're to join.... CPTPP
https://www.bignewsnetwork.com/news/266425886/uk-japan-trade-deal-a-precursor-to-free-trade-bloc-in-asia-pacific
Feel free to be baffled....
https://www.bignewsnetwork.com/news/266425886/uk-japan-trade-deal-a-precursor-to-free-trade-bloc-in-asia-pacific
Feel free to be baffled....
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Left Handed compliments.
At least that's what we call them. In England I don't believe that there is a name for it. It's too deeply embedded in the culture.
But the English are the best in the world at giving left handed compliments.
There's no contest
At least that's what we call them. In England I don't believe that there is a name for it. It's too deeply embedded in the culture.
But the English are the best in the world at giving left handed compliments.
There's no contest
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@revenant same thing
Nimbus · M
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Nimbus There's no denying it
English language,
and all the arts of writing.
and all the arts of writing.
UpForItNow · 22-25, F
To quote de Gaulle: "Without having experienced it oneself, it is difficult to imagine with what skill, with what a variety of procedures, with what insistence, by turns gracious, pressing and threatening, the British are capable of deploying their resources to obtain satisfaction."
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UpForItNow · 22-25, F
@Nimbus He made another good, apposite quote: "The British are by nature a placid people, but they have also a streak of violence that, once aroused, soon becomes implacable."
nedkelly · 61-69, M
WEll, okay what is the joke
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 🤫 that team you and nimby follow ned 😝
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
They’re very good at being British 😋
LadyJ · F
Sarcasm and humour
ExtremeNext · 31-35
@nedkelly so true Ned this is why I got blocked by a so called friend yesterday my sarcasm went right over her poor dumb little head
HopelessGuy · M
I love the accent.
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HopelessGuy · M
@IstillmissEP
You do look like one of them. You should take a ancestry test.
You do look like one of them. You should take a ancestry test.
Coisty · 51-55, M
Passive aggression
BalmyNites · F
The Monarchy 👑
Nimbus · M
@BalmyNites lol,
BalmyNites · F
@Nimbus Not lol to me, I love them! 😁
kodiac · 22-25, M
Secret agents![image deleted]
MarmeeMarch · M
Drive on the wrong side of the road, pretty well actually. Kudos !!!
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@MarmeeMarch [image deleted]
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@MarmeeMarch Soaking!
MarmeeMarch · M
No deal???
Nimbus · M
@HootyTheNightOwl lol,
Alexsw · 70-79, M
Democracy
SW-User
Queueing 💂
Nimbus · M
@SW-User For sure!
This too..
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Tax people
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti lol, Americans won't let that rest 😆
SW-User
Fish and chips
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Delicious.
SW-User
everyone hates us...or is it just us English that everyone hates
@SW-User I don't hate the English. I lived in London for five years as a student.
I acknowledge that England inherit some bad karma as a hangover from its colonial years, hence the country has some huge problems, but it's also a place of incredibly deep and rich culture and diversity. I actually love the UK.
I acknowledge that England inherit some bad karma as a hangover from its colonial years, hence the country has some huge problems, but it's also a place of incredibly deep and rich culture and diversity. I actually love the UK.
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@hartfire how long does it take to forgive us for the colonisation? It wasn't me, or my Dad or Grandad...
I don't see that hatred for Germany for their atrocities in the war. I personally love Germany and it's people. I don't get it.
I don't see that hatred for Germany for their atrocities in the war. I personally love Germany and it's people. I don't get it.
@SW-User I accept that it wasn't you or your dad or grandad.
But it definitely did include my great great grandparents on both sides.
The time of forgiveness is varies from person to person and country to country.
Now that most of the former colonies are independent, it's up to them to heal their own issues arising from racism, many of which are still being perpetuated in similar ways.
But Britain has accepted many immigrants from its former colonies - in some cases actively recruited them - and has not always been entirely fair to them or their descendents. This creates very strong repercussions.
But it definitely did include my great great grandparents on both sides.
The time of forgiveness is varies from person to person and country to country.
Now that most of the former colonies are independent, it's up to them to heal their own issues arising from racism, many of which are still being perpetuated in similar ways.
But Britain has accepted many immigrants from its former colonies - in some cases actively recruited them - and has not always been entirely fair to them or their descendents. This creates very strong repercussions.
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
bringing all the dangerous Refugees murdering people left and right for the sake of Allah.
Not sure how bad it is now. hopefully they're deported out of there
Not sure how bad it is now. hopefully they're deported out of there
Nimbus · M
@FreestyleArt 😯
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Punk rock.
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ76LC_l8yk]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvG3is7Bm1w]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tfy8f9lDD0]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6GDdKrQ8EI]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ76LC_l8yk]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvG3is7Bm1w]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tfy8f9lDD0]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6GDdKrQ8EI]
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Clash were great :)
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@Nimbus White Riot is what did it for me - I heard that at a party and was like "What is that?" I was already playing guitar in a band, within weeks we were "punk" and writing new stuff and learning anything we could from others like Peaches, New Rose etc.
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Nimbus The Clash did one good song. That's it. One good song.
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM]
Even that deviates from the stereotypical punk sound and shows some semblance of rock. "White Riot" is about as pleasant as sticking one's head in a cement mixer.
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM]
Even that deviates from the stereotypical punk sound and shows some semblance of rock. "White Riot" is about as pleasant as sticking one's head in a cement mixer.
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
I started writing a book about that in 1976 and I haven't finished it yet.
Nimbus · M
@NankerPhelge Hurry! :)
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Nimbus I'm still working on it.
Classic football??
MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F
@Soossie I think you just mean football. Not that soft boy rugby that they play in America. 😂
Platinum · M
Enjoy going to the pubs
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@MaryJo1996 Aussies just drink cold not warm
Nimbus · M
@MaryJo1996 [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4mQVv-7J14]
MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F
@nedkelly So lager, not beer. 🤷♀️
RedBaron · M
People there speak with a funny accent that reminds me of Monty Python!
Mouseinthehouse · 36-40, F
Safe wildlife. Unless it's an accident none of our wildlife kill you.
@Mouseinthehouse Perhaps because wolves, wolverines and bears were long ago hunted to extinction?
Experienced33 · M
Fighting Hitler, British rock and Guinness...
MaryJo1996 · 26-30, F
@Experienced33 Guinness isn't British...
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