What was your favorite overheard conversation?

I overheard it when I was 14. I was flying up to Minnesota from Florida to visit some friends of mine, but I was flying on a companion pass since my family didn't have much money and my grandfather worked for the airline. Because of the pass, I had to take an EARLY flight, something like 5:30, and the flight itself wasn't much to speak of: just a little puddle jumper.

I was barely awake, dressed in a suit ("It's the proper way to fly, young man."), and sitting at the front of the plane. In the seat behind me were two older women who were having a very audible conversation that went something like this:

Lady 1: "So we're flying here to see what? Chipmunks?"
Lady 2: "No Martha, CHIPPENDALES."
Lady 1: "...what is that again?"
Lady 2: "Ya know. Those nekkid men who flop around on stage!"
Lady 1: "Ohhhhh yeah!!"
Both ladies proceed to giggle dirtily.

I had never felt so scandalized in all my young life. 😂

In the end, she gave me the best blow job I've ever had and I forgave her and took her out for a Big Mac and fries.

I was at a bar a few years ago, and a lady at the next table over was starting a story with "So I was just there in my bikini..."

And then our waitress came over to take our order so I missed the good part of the conversation, and it ended with,
"...and that's how I ended up on the terrorist watch list."

I have never wanted to overhear a stranger's story more than that time, and I am now forever cursed to remain unenlightened of how she ended up on that list.

Only one line of a conversation

Walking last two women in a mall, one says to the other

"And then he just started [b] touching[/b] me!"