Are you a complete idiot?

I view a complete idiot to be my neighbor. If it was raining soup, he'd be outside with a fork.

I'm an idiot, but not that big of one.

I'll go with I'm just missing some parts.

I actually got quite a few parts that I don't even need. I'm more than complete. I am the definitive idiot.

I am guilty of acting like one in order to get information out of people.

my teachers said I would never reach complete idiot status.

I'd like to think I'm pretty successful at that

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I like to think I'm a work in progress

Yes. Definitely missing parts.

Not a complete one, no.

Almost....