Sorry for the long read

So there's this young weather man with nice hair and he's looking for a job. He goes for an interview with a local news company and he's nervous that they won't hire him cuz he's so young, you know? Because it's a job that involves being on live tv they want to make sure that they're hiring someone they can trust. So they're questioning this poor guy for an hour or so making sure that he's qualified and what not, and the interview goes well. So the interviewers say "Well, son, I think you'll make a fine weatherman", and the young guy says "Thank you" cuz he's polite, you know? Really nice guy. Then they say "There's just one thing..." and the young guy is nervous, he's wondering if he's said something wrong, he says "What's that?" They say "You're gonna be on live tv, so people are gonna help get you looking nice and fix your hair and makeup so you look good for the camera. Once you're live, don't mess with your hair at all". He says "Well what if I get an itch I have to scratch?" and they say "If you have to then that's fine I guess".
So he gets the job, and he's nervous. He's finally at the tv station about to be on live tv for the first time, he's sweating already, and the makeup and hair person comes along and fixes him up and he gets in place. They count down from 5 and he's live, and he's doing well for a nervous guy. Then he feels the sweat make him itchy and he remembers that they said it was fine to scratch the itch, so he reaches into his pants and scratches.