Life as a priest or a vicar!

I was raised a Roman Catholic but I don't believe a word of the bible. It's a load of horse shit in my opinion.
Anyway,I am thinking of becoming a priest..what an easy life it will be. A few funerals a few weddings and the odd baptism.
The rest of the week would be spent toking and boozing wine.
Sitting at home watching the tv and listening to quality tunes!
The house would be paid for and I would have a cleaner come in!
What an EASY life it will be.

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Loretta78 · 46-50, F

I am not surprised that you are thinking of becoming a priest because of the easy life you would have.

That's EXACTLY how it is in my parish. The pastors just take care for their own business and don't take care at all for the humans in their parish.

No wonder that from year to year more people are leaving the Christian Church... 🤔

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@Loretta78 Yes indeed brother!

Entwistle · 56-60, M

Would there be any down sides?
All you have to do is pontificate from a lectern a few times a week and give advice to the old and lonely.
Jesus loves you..etc.. then back to the house for some wine!