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HeteroDox · 36-40, F
[i]"If ever you go into medicine, put me down for euthanasia"[/i]
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quitwhendone · M
@HeteroDox When I was a kid, I used to think people saying "euthanasia" were actually saying "youth in Asia." I wanted know what the sudden interest in Asian kids was.
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@quitwhendone i could never understand why gorillas were constantly fighting according to the news...
quitwhendone · M
@HeteroDox 🤣 Yeah, that too.
Zoranna · F
"Do me a better deal."
A conversation with my previous gas provider trying to lure me back. I'll see what they come up with. 🧐
A conversation with my previous gas provider trying to lure me back. I'll see what they come up with. 🧐
DamnFeelz · 36-40, F
“You can’t have peaceful homogeny and culture/diversity. You must choose”
DudeistPriest · M
I'm going to get that high-paying job if it takes burning through cash.
Tomorrow · 56-60, F
DudeistPriest · M
@Tomorrow I ended up getting it after all!
Tomorrow · 56-60, F
@DudeistPriest Good for you!!
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
It wasn't, "Hold my beer". More like I can sing that tenor part.
Tomorrow · 56-60, F
@SageWanderer. Lol! How'd that go?
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
@Tomorrow We have a great choir director so I nailed it. I also wore tight underwear.
Tomorrow · 56-60, F
😂 Whatever works! @SageWanderer
'Go fuck yourself'
Tomorrow · 56-60, F
@Complexconfessions Ouch!
Zonuss · 41-45, M
That I will not be moved. 🙂