Can you discuss bowel movements on a first date ???

Only if you've actually shit yourself...

I once worked in a shared work space with a civilian health concern... they ran a campaign for colon/ bowel cancer awareness with the slogan "grab on to the bowel movement"

Cross my heart I tried to explain

Of course you can ... it will probably ensure there isn't a 2nd date !!!

I mean if it’s true love then they will not judge you

You CAN, but it's not something I'd recommend. Just sayin'.

The first date would turn out to be the last one, too

As long as you don't return from the restroom to the meal being served with,

🤪 "WOW! I just had a like a whole 2 foot or more long 💩 poo!"

🤓 "Wanna see? I took a few Snaps for my Facebook group!"

Thru some of the experiences I've had, I can handle just about any conversation on a first date if it's a serious matter and not just being crude for laughs.

Butt Buddies [u]Must[/u]!
It's important!

If the subject comes up, sure!

In a word, no.