I Just Googled You... And you don't exist ???

Witness Protection

If you had asked me I could have told you that.

You don't exist either

Googling my screen name always returns the song I got it from.
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I chose it because I happen to share both my first name and my birthday with the singer.

Just how I like it

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I almost do if you put a e on my family name, not that it helps.

*cue creepy music*

Written and Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Thank God