Do you drink Irn Bru?

I used to but fridge magnets kept sticking to my face!

Never tried it, there's usually some in the fridge.

if they were too drunk to even spell the name right, I'm staying the hell away from it

I have... I think. I was in Scotland and drank a lot of different stuff

No, what's in it?

Nah, I tried Malta from several places, Ramuni From Japan, and some tar flavored soda for Scandinavia.

Three strikes and you're out. I've just come to assume international soft drink flavors are generally pretty horrible.