Anyone fancy an obscure limerick?

There was a young man from Castlefin
Who wondered how on earth it went in.
He tried it one way,
And then yet another,
And was haunted by the concept of sin.

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Nimbus · M

[quote]There was a young man from Devizes
Whose balls were of differing sizes
One was so small
It was no ball at all,
But the other was huge and won prizes[/quote]

alan20 · M

@Nimbus @Nimbus I'm sure every maiden should look for a well-balanced man.

Peaches · F

@Nimbus [i]LMAO!🤣[/i]

Nimbus · M

@Peaches 😛

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

Two nuns in a clinch in the cloister.
Grew rapidly moister and moister.
Their passionate moans.
Left a stain on the stones.
With the faintest aroma of Oyster!

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alan20 · M

@Harriet03 Finance?

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@alan20 NHS

alan20 · M

@Harriet03 One of the good ones. We could do with you over here in NI.

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Nimbus · M

@pagandad 😁

alan20 · M

@pagandad And charge double. Reminds me for some reason of that 19th. century duo from Glasgow who dug up newly buried bodies and sold them to a doctor for dissection.

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

There was a young man named McNair
who made love to his gal on the stair
When the banister broke, without missing a stroke
he finished her off in mid-air !

alan20 · M

@Picklebobble2 Three cheers to him.

Pinkstarburst

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alan20 · M

@Pinkstarburst Possibly if he was from Cork. This one never heard of Haikus. But he did write his rhyme in 5 lines. They seem to have transposed it to three.

Peaches · F

Too [i]funny!😄[/i]

alan20 · M

@Peaches Thanks!

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