* runs up to you and pushed you to the ground full force " don't stand infront of the microwave it'll give you cancer in your balls! 😳

BUT I WANT BALL CANCER >:(

But I don't have balls!

*laying down drawing my finale breath cause you bashed my head on the ground my head split open and my brains are now all over the floor and my final words are fuck you and fuck your balls cancer* 😇

*slaps your phone from your hand

Don’t put that back in your pocket, unless you want coochie cancer.

Thank you...I wouldn’t want cancer in my eye balls

Thank for being concerned about my balls!!🤗

Thanks, that was a close one

Thanks for looking out for my balls 😝

lol, it's true, though

I might like that!

😯

Hmm is that why they're still going? lol