If Jesus was a cop...

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Terrasworld · 26-30, F

chrisCA · M

SW-User

He'd turn your water bottle that you drinking, in the car, into wine and pull you over.

Terrasworld · 26-30, F

@SW-User haha, but no. Don't play with Jesus.

SW-User

@Terrasworld you started it

Steve42 · 56-60, M

More of a Judge than cop, but I see your point.

Steve42 · 56-60, M

@Steve42 He would probably make less mistakes shooting unarmed people.

Terrasworld · 26-30, F

@Steve42 Yes, exactly!

Already thousands of cops named Jesus so the "if" is redundant.

Terrasworld · 26-30, F

@Grateful4you oh yeah, you're rite lol

Success · 26-30, F

Every crook would punch him... because he turns the other cheek.

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

He would be at Yum yum donuts... [i]they are heavenly! [/i]

dondon · M

He would have fed people with donuts

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