If you were an inventor, what is something that you would create?

@Allelse lol omg if it was double the sound, it'd prolly bring down the international space station with it's sonic boom 😧

@SW-User Well that'd learn them for driving such stupid bikes and think they're SO COOL!! Being in their pathetic little girl scout groups with matching jackets.

@Allelse ikr those things are so loud, i don't get it, i mean the local postie literally visits every house on a 50cc honda that nobody can hear.. yet i've stayed in hotels under the flight paths of 747's and not heard the jets, but the bikes have still hurt my ears. Why can't they just have ipods with ear plugs in and listen to loud noises while they ride? 🤔

@Allelse The windows wouldn't be THAT dark.

@SW-User Hahahaha!! Why not? Come on.

@Allelse Because very dark windows would cause accidents, they would be slightly tinted.

@milkymum1 If we could have indicators activated by the drivers' brain-waves. But then not all have brains.

@passingby8 Yeah you'd need some kind of security thing or you'd have the terrorists coming in every which way.

You know I had an idea for a teleportation device for going to the toilet. You have one inserted, a very small one, inserted into your rectum so you'd never need to poop. It would slide down into the teleporter and get teleported off into outer space.

@Allelse 👀

@passingby8 Bahahahaha! It's not the worst idea in the world! You'd never have to go to the toilet again. Might be in abit of trouble if the teleporter is somehow reversed though.

They already have the polygraph. And it’s proven to be 100% accurate! That means all politicians are honest and trustworthy. Trust in your government today! @alan20

@ToastyPickles Ah but they'd have to be glued to them!

@alan20 That's one's too easy...are their lips moving? THEY'RE LYING! 🧐