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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

MaryJanine · 61-69, F
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if his dentures were any good.
Who cares as long as it’s not my wood !
Chuck Norris
BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
I WOODn't know 🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if his dentures were any good.
MasterDvdC · 61-69, M
The same amount of ground that a groundhog could grind if a groundhog could grind ground.
Nanoose · 61-69, M
127 linear feet. Cheers and happy weekend!
StrictLoving · 56-60, M
how many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie would rob zombies?
ponders your question ......can find no reason to chuck wood
Welderlife · 41-45, M
As much wood as a woodchuck could Chuck if he could Chuck wood
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Depends on what kind of shape the woodchuck is in
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
How sharp are his teeth?
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
@MaryJanine Did it actually vex you? Hope it takes more than that.

Maybe I'm just quoting part of an exchange from something where that was the response given to the posed question.
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
@PirateMonkeyCabinet I didn't say you did. It's just that your response made it sound as if you were serious.

BTW - I don't get mad that often, and anyhow only dogs get mad. I get anywhere from annoyed to furious.
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
@MaryJanine If I were serious I'd probably just say "Nothing. They can't chuck wood." rather than a tongue-twister reply. Anyway, it is what it is, no animals were harmed during the making of these replies.

 
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