Who's that bound and gagged in the trunk of your car?

If I tell you, you're joining them. 🤷🏿

Just some hitchiker found on a dark desert highway ...

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies

Someone who pissed me off.

My pessimistic alter ego 🙄🤫

[b][i][center][c=#BF0000]SHE WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP![/c][/center][/i][/b]

I don;t have a trunk or a car, I have a van and right now it has an old mattress that is going to the recycling center when I get to it.

oh thatt?? Its the dead body of a police officer who had given me a ticket for speeding after i ran over a pedestrian trying to cross the road and did not stop after i had given him the horn.

Well it’s not me lol

sorry, it's your mum. do you need her anytime soon ?

why, that's you

... don't worry about it 🚗💨💨

Where? 👀

sigh..you weren't supposed to see that..